I hate adverts, they really do make me want to crawl into a hole and die. I spend more time scolding the television when they are on than I will my own children, when I have some, please God. Just watch a cosmetics advert and see how they try to convince you that what they… Continue reading Toothpaste can harm your unborn child. Well FML.
….just kidding, I wouldn’t do that to you guys. I decided I would try not to piss you off with this one. I had a fantastic weekend in Providence, Rhode Island, at The Outlaw Training Camp hosted by CrossFit Providence no less…where I met some awesome people like Judah (thanks for the lift/ride – ride… Continue reading The Baconator…
Do you train hard and eat well? Do you heat your ‘healthy’ food up in a microwave? If you do, THEN YOU ACTUALLY ARE AN IDIOT. Had the manufacturers named them “radar/ radiation ovens”, which is what they should be called, you or or loved ones may have decided against buying one. I always felt a… Continue reading It is quite possible that you are an idiot.
Heard of Diane Fleming? She is an American woman who was convicted of (and is currently serving a life sentence for) murdering her husband Charles with…you guessed it…gatorade, oh you didn’t guess that? My bad. In fact, she didn’t kill him, he slowly poisoned HIMSELF by drinking a sh*t ton of diet coke EVERY day (the gatorade was… Continue reading Mmm…may I have some poison with that?